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6.28.2006

Dear Bitchy Coworker

What the fuck is your problem?

Love,

Lauren

8 comments:

  1. Get it out girl! Whoever she is, she must be insecure, jealous or in need of a time out in her room...

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  2. lol...maybe she is jealous because you are more attractive and intelligent then she is and she is lashing out in a fit of insecurity...notice i made the assumption that this co-worker was a female even though the co-worker is not stated as such....interesting but I assume bitchy with women and men with asshole..just an interesting sidenote

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  3. maybe she needs to get laid.

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  4. Gary - Insecure and jealous are both thoughts that have crossed my mind.

    BBB - Precisely!

    Brian - Thank you, for I am superior to her in every way. :) Kidding! I think of women as bitches and men as assholes unless men are being really jerky, and then they are dicks.

    Sarah - Could be. She got flowers from her boyfriend, which means she's been a bitch to him lately.

    Interesting side note: This girl is one of the factors that made me write the "Mean Girls" series the past few weeks. She has been passive-aggressive towards me since I got here. I think it is because I came in at a higher level than she did and she is afraid I'll get to work on accounts that she wants to work on. Interestingly, she applied for my old job in Dayton and they never called her because she didn't mean the minimum experience requirements. Hmm...

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  5. Yikes!

    Well, at least she was good for some great inspiration. Good luck with that.

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  6. she wants your job. That's her problem. That and the fact you're actually doing a great job probably pisses her off.
    Just a guess

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  7. She just needs some b*tch slap....Do your thing girl.

    Hey Lauren!

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  8. ooh, the amount of times I could've written such a letter. Well expressed. lol

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